By request, a place for the silly QOOC. Unlike formal logs pages, these will just be single editable-by-everyone pages so that many short quotes aren't separated out.
Some guidelines for this:
- Edit out the names of private channels!
- These are HT quotes, so they're not expected to be worksafe.
- If it's more than 15 lines, put it behind a collapsible box.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: Okay. So.
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: CHAWMP
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: I have this bottle of wine.
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: Mmmm what kind?
[Desert Discourse] Toresa: Is it worth over $20?
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: Hey two buck chuck is good stuff.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: And I don't havea bottle opener.
[Desert Discourse] Toresa talks like she doesn't drink any price of wine right off the bat.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: But I really want wants in the bottle.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: Any ideas?
[Desert Discourse] Toresa: I have EHEARD of this two buck chuck and I want some!
[Desert Discourse] Toresa: If you live in an apartment building, borrow a neighbour's.
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: And use the lip of a counter to get it off.
[Desert Discourse] Toresa: has no pride.
[Desert Discourse] Toresa: Though… I think it's more 'no pride' rather than unfortunate circumstance if you borrow a bottle opener more than twice.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: Problem two.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: All of my neighbors are indian, and if hindu do not drink - which I'm chill with but I don't want to offend by running over to ask for a bottle opener.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: Since the ones across from me are soo sweet. They are alittle old couple and every time someone knocks on my door the husband comes out and watches, until either the delivery guy leaves or I wave to him and let him know this person is my friend.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: I will do nothing that might offend that little couple. Ever.
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: I doubt they'd be offended. Probably think it's cute.
[Desert Discourse] Kyara: It's cork-sealed, right W'rin?
[Desert Discourse] Sara: You can ask for a can opener, those usually have a bottle opener on 'em too.
[Desert Discourse] Sara: … Unless it has a cork.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: Cork.
[Desert Discourse] Kyara: Do you have a screw and a pair of pliers?
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: Nice
[Desert Discourse] Sara: I approve of this redneck solution.
[Desert Discourse] N'thu: I don't drink and I have a bottle opener! I drink fancy soda pop sometimes.
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: Nah that's survival skills.
[Desert Discourse] Toresa also approves.
[Desert Discourse] Toresa likes to know if she's ever camping and forgets her corkscrew, that there are alternatives.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: Kyara.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: KYARA!
[Desert Discourse] Kyara: Hmmm?
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: Have I told you how much I <3 you?
[Desert Discourse] Kyara grins.
[Desert Raiders] Sara: Anyone want RP with K'vv or Sara?
[Desert Raiders] W'rin: You can join us in the LC. :-)
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: Sometimes the gooey center leaks out. It's uncomfortable for everyone.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: We're talking about W'rin. PS.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: Just taking it off OOC.
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: Hahaah
[Desert Discourse] Kyara laughs.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin realized after that might have looked…bad.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan has joined this channel.
[Desert Discourse] Toresa knows that feeling very well and sympathises.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: Alright Kyara. The screw is in.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: Now what?
[Desert Discourse] Kyara: Use the pliers on the screw and pull.
[Desert Discourse] Toresa: Kyara, that's brilliant.
[Desert Discourse] Toresa: Brilliant and sensible, but srsly.
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: I never thought to do that.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: Toresa and W'rin two completely different species.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: At an angle?
[Desert Discourse] Toresa: Totally.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin is bad at opening with a bottle opener.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: Do it slowly.
[Desert Discourse] Toresa: Wait, ICly or OOCly?
[Desert Discourse] Kyara: It…should work straight out. Slowly, to be on the safe side.
[Desert Discourse] Toresa: You could always take a saber and saber off the neck, but that takes some technique and practice.
[Desert Discourse] Kyara: My first suggestion was going to be a paring knife or something, but I remember that ending badly for me once.
[Desert Discourse] Kyara: Bits of cork in the wine is never cool.
[Desert Discourse] Toresa: could strain the cork out, but then you might over-aerate the wine.
[Desert Discourse] Kyara: Yup.
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: Yeah but I mean how much do you have to worry about that?
[Desert Discourse] W'rin (to Kyara): I think I did something wrong.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin (to Kyara): I say that mostly because there is wine on my ceiling.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: HA!
[Desert Discourse] Kyara dies.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: And my dog.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: Did you keep any in the bottle?
[Desert Discourse] Toresa quietly dies of laughter and then resurrects, to pose. Sorry, W'rin1
[Desert Discourse] Kyara: Oh GEEZ.
[Desert Discourse] N'thu: I actually read that as that your dog was on the ceiling at first.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin laughs.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: No he's enjoying licking himself off.
[Desert Discourse] N'thu: (This conversation is making me wish I made an OOC Quotes section on the wiki.)
[Desert Discourse] N'thu: (Like T'am-player used to keep HT channel quotes on a page.)
[Desert Discourse] Kyara: Did the cork explode out? Like you shook it or something?
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: Well. First there was a weird popping noise, then it it was exploding through the hole where the screw went through. Then when I got that undercontrol by sticking a screwdriver in it it went into the bottle.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: But f- that I'm drinking it anyway.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: On a side note, wine does not sting the eyes.
[Desert Discourse] Kyara: Good to know!
[Desert Discourse] Toresa imagines W'rin as the Mythbuster of Wine that the world needs.
[Desert Discourse] Kyara: Wow…
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: Hahahahahahahahahah
[Desert Discourse] W'rin laughs. Kinda.
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: Weren't s'posed to push it all the way through, honey.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: I didn't mean to!
[Desert Discourse] Kyara: I love you guys.
[Desert Discourse] Kyara: I haven't laughed like that in a while!
[Desert Discourse] Kyara: Course I hope the wine isn't staining anything, W'rin ;)
[Desert Discourse] N'thu: What color is the dog?
[Desert Discourse] Toresa: What colour is the wine?
[Desert Discourse] Toresa isn't sure if that's been clarified yet.
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya just told that whole tale to her mom XD
[Desert Discourse] Kyara: AWEsome XD
[Desert Discourse] Toresa wonders if she can get Two Buck Chuck in Canada, where it will inevitably become Ten Buch Chuck.
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: Do you have Trader Joe's there?
[Desert Discourse] Toresa: Not that I've found.
[Desert Discourse] Kyara: <3 Trader Joes.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: The dog is black and the wine is red so that's okay.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: I'll worry about the ceiling tomorrow. It may stay but i want to just sit here.
[Desert Discourse] Toresa: It could be a great Rorchach test?
[Desert Discourse] N'thu: Well I'm glad you didn't stain your dog — or if you did you can't tell.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: I love that the phrase "stain your dog" just happened.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin nods. He cleaned himself off pretty fast.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: Good thing most of it was on me and the wall.
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: <3
[Desert Discourse] Kyara: I'm glad my trick worked for ya. Sort of. I certainly wasn't expecting it to have such a dramatic outcome XD
[LiaFlight] Mayte: I put him in for not catching - it'd be like dragon pity sex.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan throws RAINBOWS into that statement.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: Even for $14.
[Desert Discourse] Ada: Stupid people ruin things for everyone else.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: Yes.
[Desert Discourse] Ivy flomps.
[Desert Discourse] Ada: Darn people
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: How did you get out of your closet?
[Desert Discourse] Mayte opened the door and walked out. Why do you ask?
[Desert Discourse] Ivy: I oozed under the bottom.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: Not YOU Mayte. Iwouldn't stick you in a closet! 0:)
[Desert Discourse] Ivy tried to hug, got the closet.
[Desert Discourse] Maryam: Better than the rolled up newspaper, one supposes.
[Desert Discourse] Ivy: Probably
[Desert Discourse] Ada wonders if she's still locked up in storage from earlier….
[Desert Discourse] Mayte was supposed to be in the closet when… who is she kidding.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: yes.
[Desert Discourse] Ada: Oh, ok.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: When I put someone in the closet they STAY. Got that Ivy?
[Desert Discourse] Ivy shuffles back in the closet.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: NOBODY puts Ivy in the closet!
[Desert Discourse] Mayte (to Ivy): you gotta stand up for yourself against K'vv, or he'll never learn!
[Desert Discourse] Taryn joins dance montage
[Desert Discourse] Ivy shuffles back out hopefully.
[Desert Discourse] Ada: Wait, if Ivy's in the closet, and Mayte's in… the closet… where am I?
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: Good thing K'vv is nobody
[Desert Discourse] Mayte (to K'vvan): so… your order is nullified.
[Desert Discourse] Ivy: I'm not staying in the closet if there's going to be a dance montage.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: In the closet!
[Desert Discourse] Ivy: NO. I want to DANCE.
[Desert Discourse] Ada: But I don't belong in the closet! clearly, I'm a greenrider
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: Fine. KVVAN is in the clost. Ya'll can go run free.
[Desert Discourse] Taryn snaps toes, taps fingers
[Desert Discourse] Taryn: Wait… XD
[Desert Discourse] Mayte eyes K'vv.
[Desert Discourse] Ivy: Come out, K'vvan. We can do a lift.
[Desert Discourse] Ada hides in the closet ;)
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan just wants to be left alone!!
[Desert Discourse] Ada: Pft
[Desert Discourse] Taryn: Butbut…
[Desert Discourse] Taryn: You're the one thing~
[Desert Discourse] Ivy: That I can't get enough of…
[Desert Discourse] Taryn: I can't get enough of!
[Desert Discourse] Taryn: XD
[Desert Discourse] Imaris: XD
[Desert Discourse] Ivy will do a lift with Taryn then.
[Desert Discourse] Imaris: Oh you guys.
[Desert Discourse] Taryn: So I'll tell you sooooomething!!
[Desert Discourse] Ivy: This could be <3!!!
[#Monitor] Trek [IGW Arroyo Wingleader] has connected at Sun Dec 29 19:14:12 2013 PST.
[Desert Discourse] Taryn \/
[Arroyo] Ada: Trek! K'vvan keeps locking everyone in his closet!
[Desert Discourse] Imaris: omg XD
[Arroyo] Trek: Well, that's one way to deal with the issue…
[Arroyo] K'vvan: Everyone be as sexually repressed as me!
[Desert Discourse] Taryn: Though I have to say… this song now also makes me think of shirtless baby goose.
[Arroyo] Ada: K'vvan, if you lock everyone in the closet, including yourself… how sexually repressed do you think you'll be?
[Arroyo] N'cal: …
[Arroyo] Trek: Dark closet, tight quarters…
[Arroyo] K'vvan: SEPARATE closets man. Their own closets!
[Desert Discourse] Imaris: I need more information. XD
[Arroyo] Ada: No way, in your closeth
[Arroyo] K'vvan: I didn't even have a closet till today!
[Arroyo] Trek sends K'vvan to a mindhealer, in that case.
[Desert Discourse] Taryn: It's from that movie with Steve Carell and Julianne Moore and Emma Stone and… I probably spelled all their names wrong XD
[Arroyo] K'vvan: … wait, why?!
[Desert Discourse] Imaris: Oh oh!
[Arroyo] Ada: Because your locking everyone in your new closet with you.
[Desert Discourse] Imaris: Yes! Crazy Stupid Love!
[Desert Discourse] Taryn: Yes, that!
[Arroyo] Trek: Because that sounds like a rather deep-seated issue.
[Arroyo] Trek: Newly developed.
[Arroyo] Trek: Best address it right away.
[Desert Discourse] Imaris: I LOVE that movie. I am so sad I missed the reference.
[Arroyo] K'vvan: hahaha…. ad-dress it.
[Arroyo] K'vvan: and wait.
[Arroyo] K'vvan: What issue?
[Arroyo] Trek: Is that like when you just start throwing random clothes at people and tell them to put them on?
[Arroyo] Ada: The issue you have with locking everyone in your new closet. Including yourself.
[Arroyo] Trek: Adlib… but with dresses.
[Arroyo] K'vvan: It's all Ivy's fault.
[Arroyo] Ada: You were the one doing the locking
[Arroyo] Trek: Who's Ivy?
[Arroyo] Ada: One of K'v's new girlfriends…
[Arroyo] N'cal: One of the weyrlings!
[Arroyo] K'vvan DIES.
[Arroyo] Trek: New girlfriend. New closet. Coincidence?
[Arroyo] Ada: Your new girlfirend, yup.
[Arroyo] K'vvan: She's an annoying weyrling who talked to K'vvan when he was proddy. So she's probably not annoying at all.
[Arroyo] Ada: He also locked Mayte in the closet… and me… I think he's starting a collection.
[Arroyo] Trek: Creepy.
[Arroyo] Trek: If he starts telling you to put the lotion on your skin, run.
[Arroyo] N'cal avoids the closet at all costs.
[Arroyo] Trek approves.
[Arroyo] Ada: Oh, I was supposed to run?
[Arroyo] K'vvan: I did NOT lock Mayte in a closet!
[Arroyo] Ada: Yes you did :P
[Arroyo] K'vvan: I did not!
[Arroyo] Trek: This channel is so insane. I love it.
[Arroyo] N'cal grins.
[Arroyo] K'vvan: Only You, Ivy and Zalara!
[Arroyo] A'lory: Haha.
[Arroyo] K'vvan: shut it old man!
[Arroyo] Trek: Collection.
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: Dangit, stupid internet made me miss the harpsichord arrival.
[Arroyo] Ada: And Mayte!
[Arroyo] K'vvan: I DID NOT.
[Desert Discourse] Imaris: D:
[Arroyo] Ada: … '[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: How did you get out of your closet?' '[Desert Discourse] Mayte opened the door and walked out. Why do you ask?'
[Arroyo] Ada: Did!
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: Mayte! Did I lock you in a closet?
[Arroyo] K'vvan: I was talking to IVY!
[Arroyo] Trek cracks up.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: No, or there would have been an explosion
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: SEE ADA?!
[Arroyo] K'vvan: I told you I didn't lock her in a closet.
[Desert Discourse] Ada: Not my fault she answered your question about closets, but that sstill doesn't ignore the fact that you locked Ivy, Zalara and myself, at least, in the closet.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: I'm not denying that.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: Stop locking people in closets, K'vv.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: And let them out.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: </bossy>
[Arroyo] Ada: fine, I'll give you Mayte, but… you still locked us in!
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan grumps. Fine.
[Arroyo] A'lory: He locked me in a drawer.
[Arroyo] K'vvan: ….
[Arroyo] Ada: So the women get closets and the males get drawers??
[Arroyo] K'vvan: Not helping A'l.
[Arroyo] K'vvan is dying. so hardcore.
[Arroyo] Trek: Did you come out in cartoon land?
[Arroyo] Ada: What are you planning on doing to us K'v?
[Arroyo] Trek imagines A'lory as a Sackboy from Little Big Planet. Which… is kind of like HT.
[Arroyo] A'lory: Was I supposed to help?
[Desert Discourse] Ivy been out here dancin'.
[Arroyo] Trek: I can see why you were let go as Weyrsecond now.
[Arroyo] Trek ducks for cover.
[Arroyo] Ada: He keeps stealing the members of the Weyr.
[Arroyo] Trek: Wait, A'l does, too? This might be an epidemic.
[Arroyo] K'vvan: YES. It wasn't me. It was A'lory.
[Arroyo] K'vvan: … Dressed like me.
[Arroyo] Trek: Ad-dressed?
[Arroyo] K'vvan: Because he's weird like that. It's the churls.
[Arroyo] K'vvan: *curles
[Arroyo] K'vvan: … curls
[Arroyo] Ada: I think K'v is just a …. weyrperson thief!
[Arroyo] Trek wants to go curling now.
[Desert Discourse] Zalara turns K'vvan's closet into a secret rave.
[Desert Discourse] Ada woohoos!
[Desert Discourse] Ivy makes glow-bracelets!
[Desert Discourse] Ada gets glow body paint *nodnods*
[Arroyo] A'lory: Haha. It's the spirit of Franklin Mott.
[*] K'vvan: Sky, you could work with Sienna.
[*] S'kyre chuckles. I wouldn't make it three steps with W'rin's clothes, and Kehemath would be telling Valuith who would in turn tell W'rin. I would be in deep sht before I even found a place to hide the clothes. O.O
[*] S'kyre will pass on that, thanks.
[*] Sienna: What?
[*] K'vvan cries.
[*] W'rin: I dunno. Valiuth probably wouldn't just be like hmmm..nothing to do with thread and just forget about it.
[*]K'vvan: You don't need to HIDE them.
[*] K'vvan: Underwear flag!
[*] S'kyre steals K'vv's clothes instead.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: Oh see now we're talking. Igen needs a flag.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: Woops.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan snickers.
[*] W'rin: A flag!
[*] S'kyre: Too sophmoric. Not the flag, but the underwear run up the flag pole thing. Nah, not my style.
[Desert Discourse] Ada: A flag of what…. W'rin's knickers?
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: At least I didn't put the part..
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: Wow, you're good at guessing…
[Desert Discourse] S'kyre laughs.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: Where it was made out of W'rin's underwear…Ada. You're good.
[Desert Discourse] Ada: I was just joking, but I guess I am good :D
[*] S'kyre: As for working with Sienna, on what exactly?
[*] W'rin: Stealing W'rin's close. K'vvan wants to see W'rin nakie.
[*] K'vvan: duh, stealing W'rin's clothes. And I BET Kehemath would be cool with it. Since she likes to steal stuff too.
[Desert Discourse] E'bert blinks. I didn't do it!
[Desert Discourse] Ada: I blame K'vv.
[Desert Discourse] E'bert hides P'wyn's boots behind his back.
[***] Sienna: Kehemath…would…help.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: 's cool. I can take the blame. Pile it up on my skinny back.
[Desert Discourse] Ada: Ok, done :)
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: Well. It was your fault.
[Desert Discourse] Ada: See, I am good :D
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: Igen is still here!
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: No it isn't.
[Desert Discourse] A'dan hides the burnt bits.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: She's right.
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: W'RIn!
[Desert Discourse] Realilina didn't do it this time.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: It was all Mayte's fault.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: No, it wasn't.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: ….
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: A likely story.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: and Cha'el said it was okay.
[Desert Discourse] A'dan: He did. I heard it.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: No he… wait, he did.
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: Cha'el burned the weyr down but only a little.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan quietly highfives Mayte and A'dan.
[Desert Discourse] A'dan wonders who this highfiving guy is and what he's done with K'vvan.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan is always nice and happy!
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: K'vvan has HAPPY FEELINGS ALL THE TIME
[Desert Discourse] W'rin eyes K'vvan. .. Maybe Igen ISN'T the same place.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE!?
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan snickers.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin throws things angrily. Give me K'vv back!
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: NO.
[Desert Discourse] A'dan stands shoulder to shoulder with Mayte.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin takes him anyway. Cause he can. Muhahaha.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte stomps foot and looks angrily cute.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan is confused and suddenly TAKEN.
[Desert Discourse] A'dan mutters about abuse of rank.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin will not be swayed. K'vvan is my bossom buddy.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte gets out a little pout-lip.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: So you want to keep grumpy K'vv? You don't want flowers-and-rainbows-and-sleep-overs?
[Desert Discourse] W'rin clutches K'vvan to his bosom.
[Desert Discourse] W'rin: No. Grumps. It is the onlyw ay W'rin's world makes sense.
[Desert Discourse] A'dan: Where'd K'vv go? He was just here.
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: STORY TIME
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: Story time??
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: One time, I was babysitting for this kid with a single dad. He wanted to go pick out a snack, so I said 'okay'.
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: So he goes and comes back and goes 'can i have some of these fruit rollups?'
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: It was edible underwear.
[Desert Discourse] K'ane: …………………..
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: wait…
[Desert Discourse] K'ane dies laughing.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: WAIT.
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: Why would you keep those in your pantry!
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: Though I guess pantry, panty.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: The kid found them?!
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan dies slowly
[Desert Discourse] K'ane: BUT WAIT.
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: They were just hanging out with the flour and croutons and shit.
[Desert Discourse] K'ane: … single dad?
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: Yeah.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: DUDE.
[Desert Discourse] K'ane: Whose panties WERE they?
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: Either his ex wife's or who even knows.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: Maybe he had… high hopes?
[Desert Discourse] K'ane: Maybe they were HIS.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: though… next to the fruit roll ups…
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: Maybe he got them as a gag gift ad, being the huge nerd he is, put them away in the proper place.
[Desert Discourse] Sadaiya: Though yeah, they were just… in the lazy susan.
(to K'vvan re: Arroyo Scarves) [Arroyo] Ada: I'm gonna tie you up anyway
[OOC:] Yules says "omg, Yules is being CREEPY"
[OOC:] Nathanael says "…. Did Yules just invite Nate to sleep on her couch?"
[OOC:] Yules looks entirely shamefaced. She did.
[Desert Discourse] Peaston brushes the dust off his clothes with a disgrunted huff.
[Desert Discourse] Sara: To kick people off them. TEYA….
[Desert Discourse] Peaston: Can you push people off ledges?
[Desert Discourse] O'ell: Imagine the fun that could be had! We could have ledge-watching parties.
[Desert Discourse] N'zi grins and coughs.
[Desert Discourse] Peaston read that as "ledge-watching panties" and figured that was something W'rin would totally have.
[Desert Discourse] Finn: Don't you know what that fancy bunting is made out of?
[Desert Discourse] Sara: … Sienna's panties?
[Desert Discourse] O'ell assumes if he has ledge-watching panties, they would belong to Sienna. I'm just saying.
[Desert Discourse] Malakai has joined this channel.
[Desert Discourse] Finn: Welcome Malakai!
[Desert Discourse] Finn huuuuuugs.
[Desert Discourse] A'lory: Wait whut?
[Desert Discourse] Peaston gives Malakai a honorary pair of ledge-watching panties.
[Desert Discourse] Peaston: AN honorary pair. Grammer.
[Desert Discourse] Selaine welcomes!
[Desert Discourse] Malakai snickers.
[Desert Discourse] Sara: … and Welcome to igen. The Underweyr.
[Desert Raiders] Mikailee has joined this channel.
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee has joined this channel.
[Desert Discourse] Kyara: Welcome, Mikailee!
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: Yaaaaaay!
[Desert Discourse] Finn throws sand!
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: Not AT her, Finn!
[Desert Discourse] Finn: YES! Igen Confetti!
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee falls over!
[Desert Discourse] Finn huuuuuuugs and brushes off sand.
[Desert Discourse] F'dan: Finn, the human puppy of Igen! Such enthusiasm!
[Desert Discourse] Yukie: F'dan, Igen's tricycle! >.> Sorry! couldn't resist!
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee: Ahhh yes, I see I will fit in just fine here..
[Desert Discourse] Mayte ohhhhhhhhhs! Yukie 1, F'dan, 0… *cheekily*
[Desert Discourse] Yukie blows sugar kisses at Mayte.
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee read that as sugar cookies.
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee: Prolly cuz I am sooo hungry
[Desert Discourse] Mayte takes either.
[Desert Discourse] Finn: Tricycle?
[Desert Discourse] Yukie: A cookie is an edible kiss.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan raises hand and is allll for Yukie/F'dan. I think she would toally send him spinning.
[Desert Discourse] Yukie winks.
[Desert Discourse] Zeyta dies.
[Desert Discourse] Yukie: If he thought Zeyta was mind bending…
[Desert Discourse] Zeyta: opposite sides of the spectrum. XD
[Desert Discourse] Yukie: TRUF.
[Desert Discourse] Finn: Right? Yes. Yukie/F'dan.
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee: Looks like the majority is for this.
[Desert Discourse] Finn readies the dustpan and broom.
[Desert Discourse] Finn: Seriously. Tricycle? SOMEONE EDUCATE THE PUPPY.
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee: I'm guessing it's like the weyr bicycle.. but a little more special ed??
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: Yukie would break F'dan. Just poof goes F'dan's brain.
[Desert Discourse] Zeyta: bicycle implies some sort of challenge; tricycle's all about ease of access! >.>
[Desert Discourse] Finn is prepared, waggles dustpan.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan chokes and hides in a corner giggling.
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee likes Zeyta's better.
[Desert Discourse] Yukie: OMG. Guys. I come back from publishing a build and you guys made me laugh so hard that my co-workers gave me the stink-eye.
[Desert Discourse] F'dan goes away to get a cup of tea and returns to find that people are impugning his honour!
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan grins.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte snerks.
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee obviously needs to meet Yukie too if she is so brain breaking..
[Desert Discourse] Yukie flutters lashes.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: Yukie is amazing.
[Desert Discourse] F'dan: … But yeah, tricycle is more accurate than bicycle. Ladies, you have two legs and a face that doesn't scare canines and he's interested.
[Desert Discourse] Finn: F'dan is brain breaking too, in a different way. SEE.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte sighs. Pern needs electric cattle prods.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: yes. But… Yukie will win.
[Desert Discourse] Yukie might be lured out into open for all of this.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: Every time he says something mean about oldtimers? *zap* It's operant conditioning.
[Desert Discourse] Zeyta will give Mayte lessons in how to ice out men.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: PT with W'rin's the same thing. Least, it worked for K'vv!
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: Guys. All in favor of F'dan and Yukie please say Aye.
[Desert Discourse] F'dan is not getting trained by any woman, Yukie or Mayte or Zeyta. W'rin can train him! That's what men are for. (In a non-sexy way. Cough.)
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee: Aye. I think? Can I be there?
[Desert Discourse] Yukie ain't afraid of you, F-boy.
[Desert Discourse] Yukie: BRING IT.
[Desert Discourse] Yukie: <3
[Desert Discourse] Finn: Aye
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: …. Yukie. F-boy.
[Desert Discourse] Yukie: SO many things, so little time.
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee read it as f-toy _-_
[Desert Discourse] Finn: That's me.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan points at Mikailee.
[Desert Discourse] Finn bounces.
[Desert Discourse] Kyara chokes.
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee: I have nothing for that.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte learns from Zeyta.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: EWWW. F
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: F
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: ffs, really. F'dan/W'rin?
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: darn it. F'dan's already in a scene. But LATER IT WILL HAPPEN.
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee: someone ships it somewhere
[Desert Discourse] Finn: F'rin. W'dan.
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee: W'rin's the weyrleader rithg?
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: Rule 34. You're welcome and I'm sorry.
[Desert Discourse] Yukie: F'dan and W'rin… Sitting on a dragon. G-R-O-P-P-I-N-G
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee: …right
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: W'rin is the weyrleader.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: The best weyrleader.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: That Igen has. Right now.
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee has so many people to meet! ::flail::
[Desert Discourse] Finn: That's on his campaign posters, I think, K'vvan.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte puts K'vvan in her pants and pompoms in his hands. SEE? They fit PERFECT.
[Desert Discourse] Zeyta: Pro tip: You don't want to meet Zeyta
[Desert Discourse] F'dan: Gropping? What's gropping? That sounds really ominous. I don't think F'dan consented to gropping. If the Weyrleader asks for a grope that's one thing. but a grop?!
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan rpomises … MATYE.
[Desert Discourse] F'dan: And I am sooo up for Yukie + F'dan meeting sometime.
[Desert Discourse] Yukie: SHHHH, F'dan. Gropping is new.
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee: is that like stropping
[Desert Discourse] Yukie: It's like a grope but with both — ahem.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan is dead.
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee: Maybe it's like stripping. A grope stripper. A strip groper.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte suddenly re-reads that and, not like that.
[Desert Discourse] Yukie: GROP(P)ING.
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee: That makes it look even dirtier
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: … ew
[Desert Discourse] E'bert blinks and is too young for such talk of stropping. O.O
[Desert Discourse] Yukie: GR()P(P)ING
[Desert Discourse] F'dan: Not sure how F'dan went from being offered nubile young woman to getting harassed by his boss…
[Desert Discourse] E'bert: Okay, maybe not, but it sounded good. ;)
[Desert Discourse] Yukie snickers.
[Desert Discourse] Finn: WELCOME TO IGEN, MATE!
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee flails more
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: (not Mayte).
[Desert Discourse] Yukie: Hey, F'dan. Bet happy you're getting your Nubile Old Boss.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: Wait. Who was offering F'dan nubile young women?
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: … NOB?
[Desert Discourse] Yukie: (maybe not nubile, maybe crusty and grumpy and it'd be angry)
[Desert Discourse] E'bert: Weren't me. O.O
[Desert Discourse] Zeyta: Rosie's?
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: (Also, W'rin needs to log in now.)
[Desert Discourse] Finn points WAAAAAY back a the tricycle comment.
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee: I think there's a joke somewhere in there for where the NOB is at but..
[Desert Discourse] Atzi: Right?
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee: That may cross the line.
[Desert Discourse] Atzi: In the codpiece.
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee: There's a codpiece?
[Desert Discourse] Atzi: OH BOY IS THERE.
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee: Man there are so many of you guys
[Desert Discourse] F'dan feels like this escalated at some point.
[Desert Discourse] Atzi is Finn.
[Desert Discourse] Finn is Atzi.
[Desert Discourse] E'bert perches on the Mika. No worries. We don't bite unless you ask us to. ;)
[Desert Discourse] Yukie: F'dan can play with codpieces. Buy one size larger, rattle it like a can. "HEEEERE GIRLIE-GIRLIE-GIRLIES."
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee: The sky is blue, the door is ajar?
[Desert Discourse] Mikailee snuggles E'bert.
[Desert Discourse] Yukie does <3's on F'dan. I am in one of those MOODS. where I slept well but came out LOOPY.
[Desert Discourse] Finn chokes at Yukie.
[Desert Discourse] A'lory: Haha well played!
[Desert Discourse] Lyllian kicks her Atlantis.
[Desert Discourse] Lyllian: Hey all!
[Desert Discourse] Delila: Oh so that's what happened to it.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: humm, good question. can I put some thought to it?
[Desert Discourse] Mayte facepalms.
[Desert Discourse] A'lory: Yes you can Graniece.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: yaaaaaaaaaaay!
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: can I leave trundle bugs in the weyrleader's bed?
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: yes.
[Desert Discourse] Delila: Yes, but he catches you you gotta spend the night in his bed.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: yaaaaaaaaaay
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: And his underwear drawer.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: no
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: This is fun.
[Desert Discourse] Delila: Hide some tunnelsnakes in his boots.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: Because she's just a littttlleee to slow, so it sounds like yes to sleeping with him, and no to
underwear drawer.
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: ew ew ew. we don't need to go through the whole rigmarole of finding a new one already.
[Desert Discourse] A'lory peeers.
[Desert Discourse] Delila: So you are saying you are that good that sex with you would kill him? ;)
[Desert Discourse] A'lory: Do I need to Grunkle some mofos in this joint?
[Desert Discourse] Mayte: I bet he only wears banana hammocks.
[Desert Discourse] K'vvan: Mofos sound like cute little fuzzy balls of love.
[Desert Discourse] A'lory: I…. can't unsee the hammock.
[Mosaic] Oz'keyn: Also, you are welcome to catch on fire, but give me a head's up if you want to do that.
Five minutes later:
[OOC:] Oz'keyn says "I'm sorry I poo-shamed you, Lukoith. I'm a bad man."