Recalculating… Egg

Between fully conceived and stuck in the planning phase, this egg came out with a faintly lopsided shape, further marred by the impression of weird bulbs thanks to grey shapes shading strangely, one near the top, and another near the bottom. Even beyond those startling visual disparities, in further coloration it manages to be odd, with pale yellow gray coating the surface, and a single blue circle sitting smack dab in the middle, almost seeming like it's turning in place.

Hatching Message

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Recalculating… Egg has to warm up to this hatching idea. It isn't easy you know. Trembling in place the vibrations within grow larger and more violent till it seems as if the egg cannot stay in one piece through even one more shiver. Shattering it reveals the chaotic blues of Illusion of Time and Space Blue Dragonet standing bewildered upon the sands. How did it get here? So confused. Maybe… he'll just sit here a second, oh, wait, no? Another egg is going to hatch RIGHT THERE and splatter him with shell? Okay, got it, sitting isn't in the cards, time to move, and thus he's off, searching the sands in obvious bewilderment. What was he suppose to do now?

For all the unfinished look of this egg, when you touch it you feel… something… it triggers something deep inside you, the way a jack-hammer makes the street all around it rumble, a feeling that begins in the bottoms of your feet and works its way upward into your knees, your thighs, the trunk of your body. Flashing lights spark behind your eyes, bing-bong bing-bong, disorienting and hypnotizing. If your life is still a work-in-progress, then something about this egg wants you to take a detour and STAY RIGHT HERE forever, get lost in the maze of whatever creature lays nestled within. But how long can you really stay in just one place, you know? You'd best move on…

Illusion of Time and Space Blue Dragonet

Effortlessly electric, the crackle of cerulean brightens this lean worthy to the dismay of darkwater undercarriage: the crisp snap of long sail is more than equal to the task of balancing brilliance-and-bore, the sharpness of sapphire discordant against midnight rebellion. The high hauteur of his carriage challenges all practical expectations when coupled with his crazed aesthetic, all too-long tail and short legs held together with color so patchy, so erratic, so infinitely improbable: ever-changing as the tides, as impossible as warp speeds, his very essence defies the status quo in style, in eccentricity, in daring skewbald.

Public Impression Pose

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SO MUCH NOISE SERIOUSLY. The confusion seems to bowl the blue dragonnet over as he wanders from place to place. It's like someone forgot to give him the manuel to this whole experience and so he's just waiting for someone to tell him what to do. He skirts carefully around a large egg that's been abandoned, not paying attention to the knot of candidates standing right there. Right into their midst he waltzes and bowls over pale dark haired Xiamina, landing right in her lap. With complete confusion he looks at her, and, oh, yeah. THAT was what he was suppose to be doing. GOT IT.

Private Impression Message

It was probably blackness before this mind touched yours, but now, for some reason, you're thinking about towels. About how you really probably should have brought one. Into this seemingly random thought another voice breaks, discordant notes spinning you into another world that has no reasonable explanation. «Hey baby. I've got wings. You've got the bod. How about we go take on the world together?» Here it is, your towel, that thing you thought you'd lost forever - or maybe never knew you had. « Name's Zafroxth, and since I've got this mind-reading thing on, I know you're Xia.»

Egg Inspiration

Nothing like being in the middle of a strange city and following the navigator when it suddenly decides that it doesn't like the direction that you're going and is going to give you ALL NEW DIRECTIONS oh, and by the way, TURN LEFT HERE. -Renalde

Theme Inspiration

What would fit better with a chaotic theme then the most unpredictable invention of the literary world? Coming from Douglas Adams Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Zafroxth is a combination of that crazy Infinite Improbability Drive and chaos in general. Rather than be settled he's a perfect product of his environment and chance.

Rather than actually bother to write a dragon, we'll just go with a series of quotes, okay? I mean, I can't write like Douglas Adams can!

Description Inspiration

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Me: "T'ZAIM. I want an insta based off of the Infinite Improbability Drive!"
Co: "Do it!"
Me: "Ugh, descriptions."
Bailey: (enabling) "I will write you a description!"
Me: "Fine, you do that, I'll make the insta."
Three minutes later,
Bailey: DESCRIPTION WRITTEN

So. Yeah. That's about it.

Name Inspiration

“I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis."
- Zaphod Beeblebrox

Who better to name a dynamic blue off of?

Mindvoice

In an ever changing universe of Zafroxth's mind, one is never quite sure what they are going to get:

The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds; without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. In other words, you're never sure where you'll end up or even what species you'll be when you get there. It's therefore important to dress accordingly. The Infinite Improbability Drive was invented following research into finite improbability which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many respectable physicists said they weren't going to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties."
-Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Or, if some visuals are needed…

The only constant that can be conceived of here? Nothing is ever quite as it seams. Perhaps a few of Zafroxth's clutchmates might eventually sound a little bit like a well known bowl of petunias when Zafroxth speaks.

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Even the sounds that come from his mind are hard to pin down exactly. Usually, it's not all that pleasant (except when it is). They have more in common with a youngly mashing their fingers against an electric keyboard than actual music. Rarely do the sounds mix together in a way that makes even a slight lick of sense.

Physicalities

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Always slightly disproportionate, Zafroxth missed the long bus when it comes to his physical dexterity. He's awkward and unstable, and probably always will be. He'll be one of the last to learn how to walk in a straight line, and even after he's mastered the skill he has to pay attention lest he veer off course and end up exactly where he didn't want to be.

At least he's got one thing going for him - that hide of his is all sorts of soft. Oil? Barely needs it. He's smooth, sleek and already ready for action man.

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At least he can fly! He totally can fly! The fact that his flying looks a hell of a lot like falling is really no one else's business, unless they're trying to get the hell out of the way of where he's doing it. Awkward. Gangly. But damn, if it doesn't work somehow. Physics man. They're a bitch.

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Landing though… Landing is just a little bit harder. He'll get the hang of it eventually, but it's probably better he avoid crowded areas for a while. And, uh, soft ground.

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Proportion? He's got enough of it to do the things a dragon has got to do, and not a SINGLE spec more. Expect the unexpected guys. Expect the unexpected.

Personality

Yup, not even attempting this. Go ahead and enjoy Douglas Adam's brilliance.

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Flights

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Zafroxth thinks he's pretty much the MEAT to any green sandwich.When he's got his sights on a woman he's going to be ALL OVER IT. So, yeah, he's going to fly. And he's one of those dragons who totally tries to do some wooing ahead of time, to give himself an edge over the other unfortunates who decide to try to do this whole catch-mate with a female thing. He seems smooth-ish before hand, even though he's just as likely to insult the green he wants to make his lover as make her want to fall in love with him.

Oh. Pickup Lines. He… well.

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Secretly, he's pretty happy he's not a brown or a bronze, because seriously, who wants the responsibility of lingering on the sands over baby dragons? Seriously, they can take care of themselves and Zafroxth is WELL OUT of any of that responsibility. There are plenty of greens in the sky for Zafroxth to play court to, till they let him do his man-business in the business end of their tails.

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But man, he's going to show a green he DOES catch a good time. Seriously, they'll take a WHOLE THREE DAYS to forget his tender lovin'. Bow-Chica-Wow-wow~ How… exactly that happens… leave that between the dragons perv.

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But… for Zafroxth, it's all physical man. Don't get attached. Don't fall in love. Maybe it's this which attracted him to the man-hating Xia, they can completely agree that relationships are NOT NEEDED. The second some female seems to be getting attached Zafroxth is gone, with mental hands above his head,

From within the void a bright red duck appears, floating as it bumps against a very startled feline, « Woah, woah, there filly. I think you misunderstand. I said bang not bond. Let's just take a step back here. »

Thread

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Um. Good luck. Zafroxth somehow missed uh, most of those warrier thread-fighting-things that dragons are supposed to have. It's probably a good thing that he's not made to last a full fall, because he has serious trouble with formations. Erratic in flight, it's probably better if he's somewhere near the front.

It doesn't help that he's pretty much hopeless at giving clear directions. Leave that to Ravaith, okay? Instead he'll just be that element within a fall that others will want to avoid. Normal falls suck, and he's one of the most likely to get injured as his mind tries to grasp onto the orderly fall of thread. Needless to say, the two of you are going to spending a lot of time injured.

Xia's going to need to take those advanced dragonhealer courses. Not so she can become a dragonhealer, but so that she can keep Zafroxth patched up when those normal falls bite at him.

Unless, of course, it's a chaotic fall. Because THAT Zafroxth just seems to be made for. While others are getting scored left and right Zafroxth seems to always be right where he needs to be. By not expecting order Zafroxth is ready for chaos and he comes out of these falls without a scratch.

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Credits

Name: Xia
Egg Desc: Renalde, K'ane tweak
Dragonet Desc: K'ane
Messages: Xia
Puppeteer:N/A
Inspiration:Xia

Full Clutchmates: Bailey's gold Khalyssrielth and T'zaim's Bronze Denivoth
 

Clementine's Eye of Rukbat Gold Nemekhath

R'ik's (Ulrik) Summer's Wild Hunt Bronze Hrykeluth

Z'ok's (Zolok) Death Before Dishonor Brown Varaeth

Keelie's Puritanical Protector of Innocence Brown Gruffith

Hegiana's Heir to a Young Kingdom Blue Khenwyth

Halia's (Mahalia) Whither Way Walks What Wicked Green Kabrianth

Tia's (Tiala) So Say We All Green Lyracith

Ilissea's Thunder's Gentle Romance Green Minucovith

J'ran's Eternal Flame of the Sky Green Yerenath


 
Other Clutchmates: Hannah's gold Dhiammarath and K'ane's Bronze Dhioth
 
Ione's Sealed in Storm Glass Gold Niatskivhiath, Sa'mael's (Sammael) Wrath's Bane of Cold Iron Bronze Czhaevth, A'kehm's (Kehm) Until the Sun Falls Bronze Ahiardhath, Rielle's Hunter's Herald Of The Oak Brown Obhaeroth, M'noq's (Minoq) Cartographer's Ancient Sextant Brown Ravaith, Vi'ano's Waterlogged Wraith Brown Swyrrth, Loe’s Sleek as a Demon Blue Valmoth, Io'v's (Iovrar) Mistress of the Mirror Realms Green Ilhiannaevryth, Diya's Glass Frog Balancing On Solitary Sunny Leaf Green Kiyzenyath, Myziri's Twilight of Samhain Green Sahizath

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